“The evil mother overlord’s cruelty knows no bounds. Just this morning, she had the gall to go to the bathroom without allowing me to either sit on her lap and slap her in the face or pull everything off the counter onto myself. I do not know how much more of this I can take, undergoing diaper change after diaper change, being fed various odd foods, forced into nap time, the list goes on. My plans for mobility, however, are well underway, and I do believe the dogs are my allies… They can be easily bought with the smallest morsels from the highchair. I will put these parents in their place and make my way to world domination!”

I sometimes give Nora a monologue. Her character varies. Hope your day is lovely!